Are you an online dater? Chances are if you’re here that you definitely are. If not, why
not join the 21st century?

It isn’t 1996 any longer, and you aren’t relegated to chattingon AOL to find a quick date. Not that anyone ever did successfully anyway. Everyone was too busy logging on and logging off as quickly as possible because they were being
gouged at a per-minute rate. Ah, those were the days.

Anyway, if you belong to a dating site, there’s a lot people can infer from your site. Let’s
take a look at a few.

OKCupid

You are one hip cat if you use this site. The chances that you live in LA’s Silver Lake
or NYC’s Williamsburg neighborhoods are intensely high. If you aren’t an inhabitant of
one of these two highly hipster hoods, then there is still a pretty strong chance that you
love skinny jeans, grainy cameras, and obscure music. Sure, you are cool, but you’re
probably too with it to actually date. This is the Gmail of sites.

Match.com

You’re probably in your mid-40s and divorced. If not, you are more than likely a horny
college-aged student who’s too socially awkward to get laid. If that’s the case, then why
are you spending your hard-earned financial aid on subscription fees? Go study.

Eharmony

You’re clueless, but you’d like to date. You are either religious or desperate to pair
off instantly, in which case you are highly likely to be a good candidate for this site.
You also probably really liked taking your SATs, because after you get through the
application process you’ll feel like you took them again.

Do you belong to a dating site? Don’t you dare tell us about it.