Episode 13: Lesbian Love
2 weeks agoToni and Nadine met on MySpace.
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In this episode they meet for the first time and have their date in a San Francisco park. They have a picnic and discuss masturbation. Oh, and did we mention they are the first lesbians to make it on Date Unknown.
Episode 12: Motorboat
3 weeks agoHolly and Lane met on a online dating site called Fubar.
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Here they meet in San Francisco for the first time and discuss the finer things in life, such as motorboating and Lane's fetish for wearing female underwear.
Things to Talk About on a Date, With a Girl From Your Office
4 weeks agoWell, lucky fella, you have finally gotten that girl from your office to go out with you. Good for you!
Provided that your employer isn’t about to can your ass for violating some idiotic fraternization policy, you ought to have a great time and perhaps even go somewhere with this thing.
How to Ask Out an Athletic Female
4 weeks ago
Asking girls out is hard! But don’t fret. We’ve put together a series of guides on how to talk to women, and each is geared at a specific kind of girl.
After all, you don’t use a hammer on a screw (wait. do you? that might explain why your paintings don’t hang well) so you don’t want to use the same method to pick up every single girl. You gotta mix it up!
Here’s how to land the sporty gal of your dreams.
Cheap Date Ideas
4 weeks ago
Now that none of us has a job any longer, we’re living on food stamps and living in government housing.
That’s not actually so bad because government cheese goes well with depression, and the rats tend to only come out at night, giving the cockroaches a break from stealing your precious, precious food crumbs.
That doesn’t mean you should be a David Downer! Go on a date and take your special lady to some awesome new place. How to date on the cheap? Here’s a few ideas.
How to Order Drinks Like a Man
4 weeks agoThanks to the abnormally high divorce rate plus the general disappearance of the American male’s cajones, this latest generation of men have grown up without the influence of classy gentlemen of the past.
This is a complete tragedy.
The Manhattan, the Sidecar, the Sazerac, and the Misogynist are all lost to time thanks to this generation gap. What is a man to do?
How to Get a Date If You're Short
4 weeks ago
It is a proven fact that the vast majority of women like tall men. It makes a lot of sense–because we are continually under threat of attack by mountain lions and wolves, women need a tall, strong man to protect them.
Short men simply will not do. It’s unfortunate that there are short men, then, as we have abandoned our systematic rounding up and execution of these tiny vermin as 1954.